Top 10 Walking Dad Jokes

Remember those horrible jokes your dad used to tell? Rick Grimes sure does, and he doesn't think something like the zombie apocalypse should spoil all the fun. 

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  • 01

    Dang It Dad

    Headgear - You could really usea haircut, Dad Ohyeah?Which one? C BLOCK C Which one, Carl?! BLOCK aMc
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  • 02

    See! Cause It Has Two Meanings!

    Headgear - Dad, that walker backtheregrazed my arm, the skin is starting to turn red Well, rd say that we should cut it off.. BLOCK C BLOCK Butldon't want to make any rash decisions, Carl. aMc Fibr
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  • 03

    Can I Get A Rimshot!?

    Headgear - Are you alright, Dad? C BLOCK No, I'm half left aMc
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  • 04

    If It Quacks Like A Duck

    Hat - Do you feel like an ice cream, Carl? C BLOCK aMc Cause you don't look like an ice cream. Dad, stop BLOCK aMC
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  • 05

    When Sign Language Isn't An Option

    Movie - Hey Carl,how doyousell adeaf mana chicken? C BLOCK aMc HEY! WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN?!
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  • 06

    He's Been Watching 'Robin Hood: Men In Tights'

    Headgear - Myright sock is soaked. If you see anew one,I could use a shoe. Blessyou C Dad, seriously, There's ahole in my shoe. CK C BLOCK Mine too, Carl! It's how Oget my foot inside! aMc Fibrt
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  • 07

    Commas Are King

    Movie - C They just ate everyone in Woodbury. They can't cat anymore, dad! C BLOCK Osurehope they can'teat anymore dad, Carl! aMC
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  • 08

    You're The Worst, Dad

    Hat - C Dad, We haven'teaten in days. Canyou make measandwich? aMc Abracadabra! You're a sandwich. BLOCK Dad, we're dying aMC
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  • 09

    Slippery When Wet

    Headgear - ive got some bad news, Carl. Glennfelloffa 50-foot ladder when he was out scouting today C Ohmy god! Glenn is dead? asid C BLOCK No! Luckily he was only on the bottom rung. aMc
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  • 10

    It's Going To Be A Long Year

    Hat - Look at that, it's 12:02am Happy New Year, Carl! BLOCK aMo Have you seen your mother? I have't seen her ALL YEAR! Get it? ALL YEAR! BLOCK Dad, mom is dead. aMC
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